Spent an hour this rainy morning at Toys R Us, doing some initial market research. Here are some troubling things I found:

Why does Toys R Us have a whole aisle dedicated to Cook & Clean?

Answer: So we can teach our girls to be janitors and get them used to pushing around cleaning trolleys like this. Aim high, girls!

Dirt Devil is getting their brand placement in. You know what they say: get em when theyre young, and theyll stay with you forever

Maybe some girls enjoy styling the hair on a disembodied head, but I was personally very disturbed by this.